Good ways of how to ask your wife for a bj

[TonyGrealishstache]

If you have to ask, get a new wife

 

[Didsbury Dave]

"Do you like chicken?"

"Yes"

"Well taste this, it's foul"

OR

"Do you like fruit?"

"Yes"

"Well suck on this, it's a peach"

 

[Mikeegrini]

The foul response reminded me.....

Have you ever kissed a parrot???

























I bet you've kissed a cockatoo.

 

[i8therags]

How about you get yer gums around me plumb darlin.

















Never worked in our house but always worth a try :)

LOL ,or get your smackers round mi knackers.







mind you thats never worked either.:-(

 

[Blue Si O.B]

shut the fuck up and deep throat this,........ woman!!!!!. works for me lol

 

[Ally.P]

If you have to ask, get a new wife

Thats a tad harsh!! ;-p

 

[dejongsslong]

just go " OI CHEW ME ROOT" simples

 

[ussy]

Sounds dumb.... it is. I just wanted to see if any of you lot have got any idea of how to get blown so often by the missus. I nearly always fuck it up.... i end up saying sumat daft like "baby please suck my d..k" lol cummon fellas give me something better than that lol

just say this :- if you give me a great blow job ill do the washing up tonight ;)

just tried this and fuckin hell it worked (even though i really didnt think it would). This is how it went. we were downstairs watching a movie whilst the kids were upstairs asleep. Out of the blue i said

Me... "babe dya want me to do the washing up for a week?"
Her... "Why would you wanna do that?"
Me.... "Just, coz i thought you do it always and i just wanna help you out from now on"

I didnt even have to ask.... she just told me to go upstairs and then i got what i wanted!!!! Fuckin get in!

 

[Gareth Barry Manilow]

"Swallow this!"

PS, Anyone know what NON-pornographic film that quote is from?

 

[jimharri]

just say this :- if you give me a great blow job ill do the washing up tonight ;)

just tried this and fuckin hell it worked (even though i really didnt think it would). This is how it went. we were downstairs watching a movie whilst the kids were upstairs asleep. Out of the blue i said

Me... "babe dya want me to do the washing up for a week?"
Her... "Why would you wanna do that?"
Me.... "Just, coz i thought you do it always and i just wanna help you out from now on"

I didnt even have to ask.... she just told me to go upstairs and then i got what i wanted!!!! Fuckin get in!

Just a couple of quick questions.
1. Is your lady busy right now? JOKING!!!!
2. WTF are you doing back on here? Get back out there and fish what you started; the washing up!!