Don't be..
You can stay in bed how long you want,
You can shag who you want,
You can dress how you want,
You can leave the dishes undone,
You can even sleep naked..
And best of all.. all those trips to the inlaws,
you don't have to anymore!
Oh and your expenses every month won't triple!
It's only what you want, with who you want NOW!
You won't understand this now but in 2 years.. you'll get it!