I have a story to tell re our windowcleaner,which,BTW,I would never have believed if I didnt hear it with my own ears.When I first met him and we started to chat,he told me he was a rag,a couple of years later when chelski won the prem I saw him in the pub and we started chatting again,I asked him how he thought his boys(the rags)would do next season,you can imagine the look of horror on my face when he said "as long as lampard and drogba keep banging the goals they will win it again"FFS I nearly fell over......What a twat,needless to say I relieved him of his duties