Grand national

[coleridge]

You should take your high horse for a spin round Aintree, i reckon you'd be in with a shout

There isn't a horse big enough. It would have to be an elephant and they can't jump.

 

[Blue Smarties]

Got Many Clouds in the office sweepstake - back of the net!!!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Just popping in for my annual opposition to this vile excuse for a sport.

Abusing animals is morally repugnant and gambling destroys lives. Sickening to see all the press, including the BBC, sucking bokkies' cocks as usual. Disgraceful all round.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Surely,or on the tellies in ground,I hope so anyway

No chance this being shown as it starts 5.15 this year

Could clash with the game but will definitely clash with clapping hands with come on city and shite video build up

 

[lust overlord]

And when the stallions retire they make them shag as many fillies their owners can get hold of, utter cunts!

Unfortunately the vast majority of male jump horses have been gelded

 

[andyhinch]

Unfortunately the vast majority of male jump horses have been gelded

That's why I said stallions :-)

 

[hilts]

Over-trained, pumped full of steroids, whipped, ran to exhaustion and shot. Nope, never seen that in 'the wild'.

Shush people like to have a bet, who gives a fuck about a dead horse

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Over-trained, pumped full of steroids, whipped, ran to exhaustion and shot. Nope, never seen that in 'the wild'.

You've just described the wife but pumped full of sugar

 

[Cellarite]

Make sure your hat doesn't clash with your shoes

But collars and cuffs should definitely match.

 

[coleridge]

You've just described the wife but pumped full of sugar

Hope she gets a decent jockey, then. ;)