great lies of our time.................

[Paul powers moustache]

"These photographs will only ever be seen by me and you "

 

[Ja Salford Blue]

its 'green and gold' not 'green and yellow'

 

[whp.blue]

For the last time "it's green and GOLD!!"

 

[bakerdave76]

only going out for a couple be home before last orders!

 

[meldrew]

I did not, have sexual relations with that woman!

 

[mcfc_die_hard]

Or............
Of course we will play the kids in the semi final just like every other round.



That beats (just) The ref was right to play 6 1/2 minutes of injury time

no they must have had detention or summat mate because slur alcy baconface only tells the truth

 

[levets]

"There will be more money to spend, so much more than could ever have been imagined"

 

[Anonymous]

I can state quite categorically that the troops budget has risen every year , without fail , since i've been in power .......

..... oh no , no .... i do apologise , i've been telling lies ...... it hasn't!

What day did you say it was again Sarah?

 

[Boff]

I'm just nipping out for some milk......

 

[davymcfc]

here is a genuine lie that united fans seemed to think is true. that maine roads biggest attendance was a united ame when we leant them the stadium. in fact, city have the highest club attendance in england v stoke in the fa cup nearly 85000. so dont listen to the united propaganda/lies.