Greatest Opening Lines to a song

[Elbow beards]

I would go out tonight but I haven't got a stitch to wear.

 

[Manc baggie]

Sometimes you're better off dead
There's a gun in your hand it's pointing at your head
You think you're mad, too unstable
Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
In a restaurant in a West End town
Call the police, there's a mad man around
Running down underground
To a dive bar in a West End town

 

[Barcon]

I always wondered why was it " cuntry boner" instead of " country boner" for a long time and then one day it finally clicked.

Taking the O out of country : )

 

[Manc baggie]

Now
The mist across the window hides the lines
But nothing hides the color of the lights that shine
Electricity so fine
Look and dry your eyes

 

[threespires]

Every second counts
When I am with you
I think you are a pig
You should be in a zoo

 

[levets]

Holy Mother of God
You've got to go faster than that to get to the top
Dirty old mountain
All covered in smoke, she can turn you to stone
So you better start doing it right

 

[Stephen230]

If you don’t wanna fuck me baby, baby fuck off.

 

[LGWIO]

Well she wore big knickers and she worked on't sewage farm...

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But I helped him a-drink his wine

 

[yeseye]

Husband don't know what he's done
Kids don't know what's wrong with mum
She can't say, they can't see
Putting it down to another bad day
Daddy don't know what he's done
Kids don't know what's wrong with mum