Greatest Opening Lyric Of Any Song

[bigstanhibbert]

Its funny how you never knew what my name was,
Our only contact was a form for the election.

 

[Jazzman]

I am the one, Orgasmatron ...

 

[doffer]

Its funny how you never knew what my name was,
Our only contact was a form for the election.

I'm going to take a punt on you being a fan of The Jam!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I'd walk through caribou poo, just to hear you fart on the phone...

 

[Grassland Blue]

Follow the Moskva
Down to Gorky Park
Listenin' to the winds
Of chay aynge...

 

[m7mcfc]

"Irwell I Never feel more like singing the blues"
You know the rest,

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

Apparently, I didn’t wake up this morning.

Deadman’s Blues.

 

[Uwe Already]

How about Spocks Beard’s Waste Away

some people are like gravy, spilled on gods best Sunday shirt…

weird, but cracking song

 

[BlueHammer85]

Once upon a time

 

[Idesofmarch69]

My girlfriend looks like Peggy Mount.
What am I to do?

I love you because (you look like Jim Reeves)

Needless to say - Half Man Half Biscuit