Greggs replace Jesus with sausage roll

[Elbow beards]

There are lots of people who worship sausage rolls.

They should have their own day.

There have to be some spare worship dates in the calendar, or have all the different religions booked them all.

Wondering what to call it though?

https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/sausage-roll-day/

 

[Bodicoteblue]

It looks like a fairly unhealthy high fat deity

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

It looks like a fairly unhealthy high fat deity

Jesus has probably killed more people 2bh.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

The Bible is a collection of stories, based on scraps of information written at different times by different people and translated/re-translated countless times. If that isn't enough, some fella called King James altered all those stories to suit his own narrative and wrote his own version of events.

Sausage rolls on the other hand are real.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

Jesus has probably killed more people 2bh.

Took a full planet out but in fairness they were all naughty.
Noah must have been well in with him.

 

[Two Gun Bob]

You would not see poundbake resort to such tactics.
They rely on wholesome food that us waifs can just about afford.

Let yourself down Greggs but do enjoy your day out in the bun.

 

[Elbow beards]

The Bible is a collection of stories, based on scraps of information written at different times by different people and translated/re-translated countless times. If that isn't enough, some fella called King James altered all those stories to suit his own narrative and wrote his own version of events.

Sausage rolls on the other hand are real.

Tell that to the flat sausage society

 

[tshirtman]

Mary & Joseph must have been baking in that sun

 

[sir baconface]

Lady Bacon always enjoys a Sausage Surprise.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

His destiny was to be trayed.