Because it's like your lay in bed waiting for Kelly Brook to walk in wearing a see through nightie only for Mandy Dingle stomp in.
No. I’ve no idea.Your English needs a bit of work too tbf.
If you get the gist ;)
Complete garbage. It was an exercise in boosting Juves share price. Note that just before Sarri was announced, Juve shares were sold en masse.Face Saving Exercise has started
Pep Guardiola had a pre-agreement with Juventus back in May but the stumbling block was that Manchester City would not allow him to leave.
Sources close to those involved insisted that a deal worth €24M per year for fours years was agreed between Pep and Juve. Up until last Friday it was thought that the deal was still firmly in place and that Sarri was just a back up plan.
It turned out that Juve may have under-estimated the difficult nature to get Guardiola released from his current contract. They were maybe hoping that the possible Champions League ban that City could face, could have "helped them out."
[@Agenzia_Italia via @CmdotCom_En]
No. I’ve no idea.
Someone's been scouring the joke thread today!Sorry mate, you spelt 'gist' as 'jist' and I was just being silly.
Like this....
What do you call a blind deer?
No eye deer.
What do you call a blind and deaf deer?
Still no eye deer.
I'll get my Pep cardigan ;)
Yeah, I knew what you were on about.Sorry mate, you spelt 'gist' as 'jist' and I was just being silly.
Like this....
What do you call a blind deer?
No eye deer.
What do you call a blind and deaf deer?
Still no eye deer.
I'll get my Pep cardigan ;)