Never forget to abuse the rags in songs mate, it'll hurt them more to hear it than it will you to sing it.Can we have a song that doesn't mention the rags, time leave them behind once and for all.
I know, right?
If only we were still in 4 cup competitions and had just announced that the best manager in the world was joining.
'I've never felt more like singing the blues...'
We're in all comp's due to our current manager. Guardiola has nowt to do with it.
Sheikh Mansour thanked Manuel
With a glass of cola
Then he went to Germany
Brought us Guardiola
To the tune of the Sergio Aguero City Champions song
His name is Guardiola he's the man...the man
He is a really famous Catalan...Alan
United thought he'd chosen red
To Manchester he went instead
Pep Guardiola makes City Champions
Who's Alan?