Guess the headline for tomorrow

Happy Jolly...Martin Jol's mighty Hamburg thrash Man City 4-0 and show Bayern Munchen how a cup tie first leg against the tournament favourites should be played.
 
Oh God, I've got it:

"Jol-ly Boys Routing"

subheading "City Humbled in Hamburg"

Fuck, it's bound to be
 
Ian McGarrys report.....


FLIP OFF HUGHES

City Grilled by hambugers.


Citys loyal away following turned on their former united hero boss last night after city limped to a 4-0 victory.....
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
GStar said:
Daily Express: "New Princess Diana Evidence Shocker"
That made me laugh out loud. Can you imagine if the Express & Star ever merged:

"Jade: Was She Murdered?"


They are the same paper with same stories aimed at different audiences.
 
"Chad's Army"

Ched Evans comes on to score a terrific 30 yard strike!

Other News..... Day 19 in Heaven and Jade is up for eviction
 
It's going to be either funny or horrible to see this thread tomorrow.

A couple more:

"City Slackers - Hughes men in Hamburg Horror Show"

"City Slickers - Hughes Defies Injuries to Defeat Krauts" (that one would have to be Daily Sport or Star)
 

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