paphos-mcfc said:
paphos-mcfc said:
You obviously haven't read the thread properly you dullard. I shall not bother any more. Off to read my racing post and see what what my OH cooks up tonight. Hopefully it will be a Prawn phall, my guess though is a Prawn cocktail. Oh well, I have various drugs that may fool my taste buds.
Easy one.
It's a good job I fucking love you.
'Why did the fucking mods delete my UFO thread?
It's a fuckin' conspiracy.
The lizards run Bluemoon.
I live on a barge, and I'm off my fuckin' head.
Did i ever tell you the royal family are reptiles..'