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[BlueBearBoots]

'Anyway, Zaba and Yaya simply aren't good enough, and anyone who disagrees with me has never seen a football match in my life.
Have you seen the price of fucking brake pads nowadays?
That's a great post Billy, even though you haven't actually typed it yet...'

Disbury Dave

That's my girl.

'Fucking United are filthy, dirty fornicating bastards, and I hate them more than anyone.
The dirty rag vermin make me physically ill - no woman has ever hated the rags more than me.
Even when I have a period it is blue.
I get up an hour early every morning just so i can hate them for that bit longer.
Did I tell you I fucking despise and loathe the rag bastard scum...?

Pam

 

[Paladin]

Right. I'm going to make a list of all your transfer speculations and check it in five years. Then if any of them haven't come true, I'm going to cross you off my official list of ITKs and ban you for at least a month per wrong guess.

 

[kaz7]

That's my girl.

'Fucking United are filthy, dirty fornicating bastards, and I hate them more than anyone.
The dirty rag vermin make me physically ill - no woman has ever hated the rags more than me.
Even when I have a period it is blue.
I get up an hour early every morning just so i can hate them for that bit longer.
Did I tell you I fucking despise and loathe the rag bastard scum...?

Pam

Fuck me, you two should be on Mr and Mrs.

LOL

 

[BigJimLittleJim]

Guess - I've been out all night still passed and I'm just gonna moan about my landlord all day - can't believe I started that thread when I was pissed good job mods deleted it

Blue Smarties :)

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Guess - I've been out all night still passed and I'm just gonna moan about my landlord all day - can't believe I started that thread when I was pissed good job mods deleted it

Blue Smarties.

'Look I can't get you a free fucking feed for the Little Hulton under sevens cup final - it isn't even being fucking televised, so stop mithering me.
It's bad enough living in fucking Stalyvegas without daft cunts asking for daft live streams...'

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Guess - I've been out all night still passed and I'm just gonna moan about my landlord all day - can't believe I started that thread when I was pissed good job mods deleted it

Blue Smarties :)

Yes lol

 

[stonerblue]

"I have just slam dunked half a Goat on the BBQ. It's been marinating for six days in a mix of Mustard and a Chilli and Ribena Sauce that you can only pick up from Bury Market on Thursdays.

This morning on advice from JOTS I mixed some phospherous bonemeal up with some mouse shit and seaweed because he said it was perfect for Carrots but you can only use it in the last two days of April.

Finally killed next doors fucking Cat".

Weynshortbeard

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Guess - I've been out all night still passed and I'm just gonna moan about my landlord all day - can't believe I started that thread when I was pissed good job mods deleted it

Blue Smarties.

'Look I can't get you a free fucking feed for the Little Hulton under sevens cup final - it isn't even being fucking televised, so stop mithering me.
It's bad enough living in fucking Stalyvegas without daft cunts asking for daft live streams...'

Shady?

 

[BigJimLittleJim]

Can we get Girlbob to do her Sweynforkbeard?

T'would make my day :)

 

[stony]

"The glass bridge is a thing of beauty and should be a listed monument"