Guess the poster

[andyhinch]

I'm sat with a lad of nutters in the lakes been here for 6 hours forgot to go to work but there is a nice dog sat by the fire in the bar

Andy

I'm sat with a load of pissed up Geordies, she must have gotten rid of the slap and tattooed wanker on her forehead, posh as fuck up here:)

 

[Davs 19]

Winner winner chicken dinner.
'Anyway the other day as I was flying my plane into Mogadishu...'

gelson's dad

Pat yourself on the back hun.
'Look - I simply have better music taste than all of you, so fuck Oasis off and listen to this amazing nose flute player from Tibet instead...'

Emo bob.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Winner winner chicken dinner.
'Anyway the other day as I was flying my plane into Mogadishu...'

gelson's dad

Pat yourself on the back hun.
'Look - I simply have better music taste than all of you, so fuck Oasis off and listen to this amazing nose flute player from Tibet instead...'

Young bob bit of a twat about music lol

 

[paphos-mcfc]

You obviously haven't read the thread properly you dullard. I shall not bother any more. Off to read my racing post and see what what my OH cooks up tonight. Hopefully it will be a Prawn phall, my guess though is a Prawn cocktail. Oh well, I have various drugs that may fool my taste buds.

Easy one.

 

[stony]

I just poured some vodka into my Stella, I'm now going to call every **** a **** because that's what themz are."

It was fucking stony.

I have never used the word "themz" and I am offended that anyone would think I would, and I would never mix stella with vodka. Cunts the lot of you.


"Listen up skippy, unless you want your tootsies tickled with a blowtorch, watch your mouth"

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Tonight m cookng this (imagine photo) and it has 300 ingredients but it's worth it :)

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

gelson's dad

Pat yourself on the back hun.
'Look - I simply have better music taste than all of you, so fuck Oasis off and listen to this amazing nose flute player from Tibet instead...'

Emo bob.

Fuck me you lot are good.

'Mancini?
Don't mention that fucking Italian **** in my presence - I hate him, and wish he was dead'
(This is a multiple choice question).

 

[west didsblue]

After I finish pumping these weights I'm going to bang a facebook obsessed whore. After pump n dump, I'll go and masturbate looking at a picture of Justin Bieber but I'm not gay, honestly.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I just poured some vodka into my Stella, I'm now going to call every **** a **** because that's what themz are."

It was fucking stony.

I have never used the word "themz" and I am offended that anyone would think I would, and I would never mix stella with vodka. Cunts the lot of you.


"Listen up skippy, unless you want your tootsies tickled with a blowtorch, watch your mouth"

That be the Zin Zimmer.

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Tonight m cookng this (imagine photo) and it has 300 ingredients but it's worth it :)

Me? Why 300? I'm not Greek. Unless you picture me as Lionides, in which case.......For Sparta!!!!