Guns don't kill people...

[toby]

 

[Balti]

 

[alkerblue]

Fergie vs Beckham = 'just a small bruise'
Cantona vs a fan = 'a slight over reaction'
Keane vs Haaland = 'innocent mistake'
Williams vs RVP = 'ATTEMPTED MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cellarite]

Soccer AM have been blasted for putting the lives of their crew at risk by running a regular "Take One For The Team" section during the SKY Sports show. Footballs are blasted at any member of the Soccer AM team who makes a mistake during filming or even the research of the show.

Presenter Helen Chamberlain was too busy begging Tim Lovejoy to come back to give a quote whilst fellow presenter Max Rushden found time between re-cycling ten year old jokes to say nothing of interest.