Gywneth Paltrow has lost the plot.

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

WTAF?

 

[Ban-jani]

Who cares if she has, how fucking much?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

How can we ever possibly know if that’s correct?

 

[Ban-jani]

How can we ever possibly know if that’s correct?

You just have to presume it is to enjoy.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

You just have to presume it is to enjoy.

That’s what they want you to do!

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Click on the story and scroll down to the comments....

My favourite so far:

"If I want Paltrow like stench permeating my house, I can open a $1.59 can of tuna and let it stand for 3 days and I am golden."

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Click on the story and scroll down to the comments....

My favourite so far:

"If I want Paltrow like stench permeating my house, I can open a $1.59 can of tuna and let it stand for 3 days and I am golden."

I think that’s probably inaccurate.

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Self-obseesed twat. Literally.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I think that’s probably inaccurate.

Pilchards?

 

[Bill Walker]

Self-obseesed twat. Literally.

Slag her off all you want but shes solved next years Christmas presents conundrum for me.

 

[Ban-jani]

That’s what they want you to do!

They say those who work in a sales job are the easiest to sell to and they’ve got me hook line and sinker here.

 

[mccity]

No thanks. If I want my house to smell of rotted fish I can just get 'fresh' tuna from farmfoods for a fraction of the price.

 

[KS55]

I bought some candles, shoved then slowly up my arse, and now sell "Flickering Faeces Lights" at 5 quid a pop. Pm me if you want some.
#turdsAreUs.

 

[mexico1970]

Proof that the sheep that follow celebrity will buy anything, she's taking the piss.

 

[KS55]

I bought some candles, shoved then slowly up my arse, and now sell "Flickering Faeces Lights" at 5 quid a pop. Pm me if you want some.
#turdsAreUs.

STOP PRESS Bill Clinton has ordered a dozen.

 

[Bill Walker]

STOP PRESS Bill Clinton has ordered a dozen.

Haha, but he'd probably go for Gwyneth's.

 

[KS55]

Haha, but he'd probably go for Gwyneth's.

Oh no. You haven't smelt my arse, its amazing like spring flowers.

 

[Bill Walker]

Oh no. You haven't smelt my arse, its amazing like spring flowers.

After sticking candles up it it probably does.

 

[smudgedj]

Should snatch one before they sell out.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Sounds like some of you boys need to find some decent pussy! From your description of what you think good muff smells like, I think a few of you are hanging out under the Piccadilly Station tunnels a bit too much!