Gywneth Paltrow has lost the plot.

[nellyonthewing]

I would though..

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

How can we ever possibly know if that’s correct?

Don't whinge about the minge.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Sounds like some of you boys need to find some decent pussy! From your description of what you think good muff smells like, I think a few of you are hanging out under the Piccadilly Station tunnels a bit too much!

No, it's just you're from the windy city so your lasses just travel downwind, the residents of Springfield just think their city smells funny.

 

[idahoblues]

The Flange Flame

 

[milly08]

 

[journolud]

They say those who work in a sales job are the easiest to sell to and they’ve got me hook line and stinker here.

 

[basokla]

Trim the wick for safety.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

How did she get the candle to smell of her flute.


Oh wait, I think I have an idea.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

 

[urban genie]

On what day wa sthe scent aquired?


As if is was pre 2018 there is a risk your getting odour du chris martin includied.


And no one wants that

 

[manimanc]

Ah the joys of taking crystal meth.

 

[urban genie]

Paraphilas everywhere will be happy at least

 

[manimanc]

And as an added bonus as the candle melts it actually starts looking like her vagina.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Slag her off all you want but shes solved next years Christmas presents conundrum for me.

Haha a great secret Santa prezzie

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Can you buy a multipack of celebrity fanny candles?

Clitoris Allsorts.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

No, it's just you're from the windy city so your lasses just travel downwind, the residents of Springfield just think their city smells funny.

You’ve been watching pirated porn versions of The Simpsons again, haven’t you?! ;-)

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

Would be nice if Emma Stone did the same.

 

[jimharri]

Where can you get these?

#askingforamate

 

[wigman]

Where can you get these?

#askingforamate

Something Fishy about this !!

 

[Banned Tosspot]

Would be nice if Emma Stone did the same.

She's incredibly plain.

Her undercarriage probably smells like cucumber.