Had a crash last night.

[nelsons willie]

how did the poem reading go?

He doesn't remember

so he's a poet who doesnt know it

 

[Pelly Greeny]

Oh shit, how awful. Do you need anything? X

A new car? (and head)

edited for you there mate ;-)

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Can I have your Nectar points?

 

[west didsblue]

Fresh from reciting his poem
Rascal back home he was goin'
But he had a funny turn
Which led to concern
About Bluemoon's very own doyen.

Don't think Carol Ann Duffy needs to worry that her job is in danger.

 

[2sheikhs]

Your car is currently wedged in the entrance to the police compound as it wasn't designed to cater for a 20ft long Russian Zil.
It's brake pipes have been cut and a posse of right wing nutjobs are currently helping the dibble with their enquiries.
There were rumours of an agenda against you but Pidge says it's bollocks.

Hope you're going to be ok Rasc.


Hope.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Hope you are ok Rasc

As regards the car, call the police station, they will have contacted somebody to tow it away, they will be able to find out where it is. Do that asap too, maybe you will get charged storage? (no idea what sort of insurance you have mate).

You are charged storage by plod. Bloody ridiculous daily rate it is too.

 

[toby]

I hope you are ok sweetie if you need anything ring me xx

 

[Blue2112]

Kin 'ell Russ I was reading that and waiting for the punchline but never came. Take it easy and if you need anything just ask. If you need help getting the car back and need somebody to drive it give us a shout.

 

[stony]

Fucking hell Russ you old fucker, hope you're alright.

 

[stonerblue]

Berghaus is so last century...


xx