Haircuts From Hell.

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

This guy is going viral for this rather shocker of a doo.

Short back and sides and a thatched house please, boss.View attachment 165097

Rooney has gone too far this time

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Rooney has gone too far this time

I just read this lad is in line for a six-figure pay day from various potential public appearances and endorsements.

What a fucking weird world we live in where having a shit hair do, a laughable gold chain and some dancing gets you famous and rich.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I just read this lad is in line for a six-figure pay day from various potential public appearances and endorsements.

What a fucking weird world we live in where having a shit hair do, a laughable gold chain and some dancing gets you famous and rich.

And a spot on the next series of I’m a celebrity……

 

[1dart]

Me dads always had an around a number 3 all over and for some reason started getting me mam to do it for him.

Anyway one night just as he was going to his pals 50th, going back 25years here, he gets me mam to give his head a shave, alls going well and she takes the number 3 or 4 off to square up the back and shave some grey neck hair, next thing she notices a long bit she’d missed on the top of his dome, forgetting she’d took the guard off walloped a big stripe back to front right through the centre of his head.

He hit the roof, I told him that the stripe would grow back double quick to catch the rest of his hair up and told him nobody would notice as the 50th would be dark.

Anyway as soon as we stepped in the pisstaking started, someone said, didn’t know you was in to the Prodigy Jim.

You probably had to be there but still makes me piss.

 

[Marklr]

It's back! The mullet.
This is me in the 80s.

 

[Marklr]

..90s

 

[blue b4 the moon]

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It's back! The mullet.
This is me in the 80s.

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..90s

Had a nose job as well ;)

 

[jimharri]

Saw a lad walking past our house about a fortnight ago, with a ginger mullet. I've still not fully recovered from the shock.

Ginger? AND a mullet?

 

[Marklr]

Ginger? AND a mullet?

Deport ;)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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It's back! The mullet.
This is me in the 80s.

No way, you found that in the window of a dodgy barbers along with 5 other dudious barnets

 

[Marklr]

No way, you found that in the window of a dodgy barbers along with 5 other dudious barnets

...at the prom in High school, Wythenshawe.

 

[Barcon]

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..90s

Ahh. The "skullet".

 

[Tuearts right boot]

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...at the prom in High school, Wythenshawe.

Thats a lie, there isn't a single bow tie in Wythenshawe and never has been.

 

[ReutlingerBlick]

Man United fan said he won't cut his hair until they win five in a row (Guiness Book of Records waiting in the wings for new longest hair ever record breaker?)

 

[Marklr]

Man United fan said he won't cut his hair until they win five in a row (Guiness Book of Records waiting in the wings for new longest hair ever record breaker?)

Five in a row? Humans will have evolved to have self cutting hair by then ;)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

He'll be bald/dead by then.

 

[oldius]

When I lived in Romania for a while, I used to pass this barber in Bucharest. It looked like it had the same décor and fittings for decades, and I always marvelled at the window photographs advertising their skills.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[Skrastins]

Man United fan said he won't cut his hair until they win five in a row (Guiness Book of Records waiting in the wings for new longest hair ever record breaker?)

atleast he could get a role as Cousin Itt from Addams Family

 

[mexico1970]