Ham and pineapple

Anyone who gets pineapple on a pizza should get 30 lashes and 3 days in the stocks for every piece of pineapple. In the interests of humanitarianism the lashes should be applied in 30 lash sets at the end of every 3 days.
When they die they should be burnt at the stake and buried at a crossroads, weighed down by a graveyard stone. An unmarked stone also, as their name should be forgotten.
It’s humanitarian shit like this that makes it execrable.
 
Is Gammon and pineapple allowed? Not on a pizza just one to through in the debate,no foods I don’t like but …. Beetroot I don’t get pickled soil.
 
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I hate it on a pizza - Mrs loves it. PMSL when in Tenerife she ordered an Hawaiian pizza and instead of pineapple it had banana on it lol. Interestingly it entered the Icelandinc political discourse a few years ago

President of Iceland announces that he would ban pineapple as a pizza topping. The president of Iceland, Guðni Th. Jóhannesson, threw a political bombshell into one of the national conversation today when he took sides in one of the more contentious debates of our times: The "pineapple as a pizza topping" debate.16 Feb 2017
I've had petrified shark and guilmote in Iceland. Not sure he has his food anger priorities correct.
 
Pointless pizza topping. That is what chopped or sliced meat is for
That how I feel. Ham and pineapple is ok, but there are a good number of choices well before that. If all that’s left is ham and pineapple I’m still eating it but I’d rather have plain cheese. TBH ham is the least interesting conventional pizza meat. Sausage, pepperoni — much, much better.
 

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