Hans Datdoodishes ?

[MSP]

Cracking player. Never heard for him.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Just been linked with 3 chinese players, apparently one touted as the chinese Messi !!! :-

Sum Ting Wong

Ai Bang Mai Ni

Chin Tu Fat

 

[mindmyp's_n_q's]

A guy goes into a seafood restaurant and asks to see the dishes of the day. The waiter wheels over a trolley and the man examines the dishes.
"I'll have the little green squid with the hairy lip, please" says the man. "O.K." replies the waiter and calls out "Gervais!"

A little French chef appears with a large knife, the waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip.

Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices a tear running down its face. Gervais is touched, and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid.

"Not to worry" says the waiter, and calls out "Hans!!" at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen. "Sir", says the waiter, "this is Hans, the dishwasher. Hans, kill that squid!"

The dishwasher wields a huge rolling pin and is just about to bludgeon the little green squid with the hairy lip when it cringes back and gives a little cry.

"I am sorry sir, I just cannot kill the squid" Hans admits, his lower lip trembling.

"Well sir," says the waiter, "it just goes to show.

That Hans that do dishes, can be soft as Gervais. With mild green, hairy lip squid!"

 

[Any1aBlue]

We're also interested in Ivan Itchianis from Ukraine, and the Saudi Arabia youngster Aysheet M'Draawz

PMSL

 

[flinty1975]

Heard about the Russian right back Mybol Zaritchin? Supposed to be jetting in.

 

[Bluemoon dan]

Is Kiki Musampa's brother still playing?

 

[kun]

Just been linked with 3 chinese players, apparently one touted as the chinese Messi !!! :-

Sum Ting Wong

Ai Bang Mai Ni

Chin Tu Fat

Along with the Belgian trio Mark de Maan, Skor de Gualle and Bloek de Schott

 

[MCC]

Wally Anker has just turned up at the Bridgewater.

Joe Royle called it weeks ago.

 

[dario2739]

I've heard good things about the Serbian international Slobodan Mihkocyabich... good dribbling skills.

 

[Klopp Flop]

Hans Do Dishes?

I'm confused.

Yep from Ajax

 

[Stevinio]

Terry fiderspiders - cracking centre half. Shit perm though.

 

[not my fault!]

Two questions:
1) Does he track back?
2) Is he not cup tied?

 

[BlakeTheBlue]

I hear former City player Kiki Musampas younger brother has been offered a trial at the club... 16 year old Chris Musampa was spotted over the festive period and is said to be a very gifted player.

 

[Anonymous]

Noted for his fancy footwork, young Dutch prospect Hans Neesun Boompzidazy is expected at Carrington on Friday for a trial.

 

[daztrueblue91]

I hear that we have agreed a fee for the India international, Mustafa Khan.

Apparently he likes a beer before the game though.

 

[laserblue]

Dan Druff from Ayr. Nailed on.

 

[rushts]

Does anyone think we'll sign any of these players though?Bobby has said no one is coming in?

 

[Falastur]

Does anyone think we'll sign any of these players though?Bobby has said no one is coming in?

We aren't getting any of these guys, no, but I have heard that we just signed a young up-and-coming half-Chinese half-Norwegian called Wei Tilsummer...