Hantavirus

[heslops barnet]

If you believe the media, it's an E.L.E.

If you listen to medical professionals (as you should), it's an isolated incident that's already been contained.

Media companies are salivating over the next coronavirus you can hear the palpitations from here.

Forgot to include the PPE companies

 

[TonyM]

Not very, not easily transferable.

I'm not so sure about that. From what I heard all you have to do is have sex with a rat.

 

[TonyM]

If you believe the media, it's an E.L.E.

If you listen to medical professionals (as you should), it's an isolated incident that's already been contained.

Media companies are salivating over the next coronavirus you can hear the palpitations from here.

Salivating is the first symptom .... hopefully.

 

[Scottyboi]

Just sink the ship and move on.

 

[Blue Mist]

Whilst we dont need a full lock down I think we should close down, in fact burn down the swamp just to be on the safe side.

As my mam always said* better safe than sorry.

*She's not dead, she just doesn't say it anymore

 

[Barcon]

Quick, to the ice wall.

 

[Elbow beards]

I'm not so sure about that. From what I heard all you have to do is have sex with a rat.

 

[uptheblues]

From a public health point of view, a disease like this , with a high mortality rate , and a long incubation period, becoming a human to human transmission is the stuff of nightmares , this will be taken extremely seriously , definitely a globally threat

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I want to know who fucked the rat and caught it in the first place?

Bruno's missus I assume.

It’s even worse than that. Someone’s been sniffing rat piss and shit.

I'd be sealing off Old Trafford and getting investigators down there in hazmat suits.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Why don’t they just do what the Venetians did to limit the plague.
Make the ship quarantine at sea before letting them in.
Keep the ship at sea for 8 weeks. If necessary helicopter out any that are ill.
After 8 weeks it can berth.

 

[Kirkstall Blue]

HANTAVIRUS explained simply

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Just sink the ship and move on.

:-)

 

[Ban-jani]

A woman who’s a senior health professional at the UN and WHO has said that it won’t be another pandemic as it’s significantly harder to pass on and only close intimate contact spreads it.

Think we can all chill out although it’d be nice if people would stop hanging around giant bins watching birds or/and shagging or/and eating bats, monkeys and pangolins.

Cheers.

 

[Ban-jani]

Just sink the ship and move on.

Churchill is back from the grave.

 

[cleavers]

Invest in bog roll, just saying.

We bought our's on Tuesday, we bought the extra large andrex large pack.

 

[cleavers]

Why don’t they just do what the Venetians did to limit the plague.
Make the ship quarantine at sea before letting them in.
Keep the ship at sea for 8 weeks. If necessary helicopter out any that are ill.
After 8 weeks it can berth.

If you helicopter out those that are ill, then you risk spreading it in hospital.

I think @Scottyboi has the right idea ;-)

 

[Kinkybyname]

sounds promising, does he track back?

 

[dadnlad]

sounds promising, does he track back?

No but he's claiming assist record from corners

 

[waspish]

From a public health point of view, a disease like this , with a high mortality rate , and a long incubation period, becoming a human to human transmission is the stuff of nightmares , this will be taken extremely seriously , definitely a globally threat

What is it 30/40 days and starts as a cold?

 

[chris63]