happy birthday baconface

tolmie's hairdoo

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68 today, what a leader, greatest manager that ever lived, he parted the red sea, he rewrote the ten commandments, he invented penecillin, the radio clock alarm, solved the Cuban missile crisis after coaching JFK.

He has the power to heal the infirm, bring light, where there is darkness, invented the internet, PlayStation and Ipod, he can talk to the animals.

He makes us all want to be a better person, and strive for the humility only he can portray.

You SIR, are a cock, a bully, an ego-maniac, champagne-swilling socialist, old-boy-network, good for nothing Taggart-looking bastard who is drinking his whisky in the last chance saloon.

So from this blue, make sure that pacemaker is switched on when you come to our place next week - you're gonna need it you patronising BASTARD.

Feel free to add your own special Birthday greetings.
 
KentBlue said:
kevdeblue said:
can we call him FATHER TIME

I'd prefer waste of time.
i share my birthday with this ugly fooking bacon faced tw@


May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who
screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
 

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