Happy Birthday Ginger B*ll*cks

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

It is as good as i will get i am sure so thank you kind sir :-)

Need a bit of peaky Blinders after that shocking new Independence Day film.

I said happy birthday soppy bollocks as well, I am sure you will be on the fancy cocktails and spliffs regardless of what I say, so will have a good one ;-)

Good lad, I just recommended that to someone, they said they couldnt understand the Brummie accents... poor excuse as they arent that strong accents, its the best thing on TV at the moment for me.

Now get a fat one on by order of the Peaky Blinders!!!!

 

[TCIB]

I said happy birthday soppy bollocks as well, I am sure you will be on the fancy cocktails and spliffs regardless of what I say, so will have a good one ;-)

Good lad, I just recommended that to someone, they said they couldnt understand the Brummie accents... poor excuse as they arent that strong accents, its the best thing on TV at the moment for me.

Now get a fat one on by order of the Peaky Blinders!!!!

Haha, i like it and yes sir i shall do just that :-)

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Do gingers celebrate birthdays??

Anyway, cheer yourself up with these mate, have a good'n

Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick? A: At least a brick gets laid.

Q: How does every Redhead joke begin? A: By looking over your shoulder!

Q: What do you call a gay Ginger? A: Flaming.

Q: What's the difference between a ginger and a vampire? A: One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun. The other is a vampire.

Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc? A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

Q: How many Ginger people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They prefer to sit in the dark.

Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common? A: You've never had it so good and so fast.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Jamaican and a ginger? A: A gingerbreadmon

Q: What do you call it when a redhead goes off the deepend? A: a ginger snap.

Q: What do gingers look forward to later on in life? A: Grey Hair

Q: What do you call a redheaded ninja? A: a ginga

Q: What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball? A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

Q: Why are ginger kids lucky? A: They get their own room when they stay at Michael Jackson's house

Q: How can two redheads become invisible in a crowd of three? A: When they're with a blonde.

Q: Why do redheads take the pill? A: Wishful thinking. Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude? A: Normal.

Q: What's shorter than an Asian's dick? A: a Ginger's temper.

Q: What book will never make a woman wet? A: 50 Shades of Ginger

 

[andyhinch]

Is it @TCIB's birthday?

He seems OK for a day walker ;-)

You've clearly never met him :-) happy birthday Guy

 

[TCIB]

Page 2, not bad, i expected to be on page 4 with a nasty last post :-D

Thanks ladies and gents i hope you all have a lovely weekend to :-)

 

[andyhinch]

Page 2, not bad, i expected to be on page 4 with a nasty last post :-D

Thanks ladies and gents i hope you all have a lovely weekend to :-)

Amazingly no one truly hates you :-) have a good one

 

[Machiavelli]

I am informed i shall be 34...christ it only seems yesterday i was explaining to some poor lass in a bar i just turned 21.
Where the hell did that time go :-(

That's why they call them servers... because you spend a lifetime locked in a room fucking about with them.
Happy birthday mate, all the best.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Happy Birthday TC. Thanks for all your good work.

 

[TCIB]

Thanks guys, i am currently messing with NBC so we have guaranteed NBC feed (Pep tomorrow) along with the main site.
I don't want to take users of the main site but if it crashes i have 3 servers ready to stream it for those on here and ofc the special place :-D
I know that shows less than 100% trust in the mcfc site techs and the content distribution network they use but history has taught me our os can be touchy hehe

I shall drink this jd @Zin 'messiah' Zimmer and i shall honestly and faithfully answer those questions my good man.

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Blimey never knew me and Guy shared a birthday - hope you are having a good one sweetie xx

 

[TCIB]

Blimey never knew me and Guy shared a birthday - hope you are having a good one sweetie xx

Cheers Ms Boots, happy birthday to you hun i hope you have a lovely evening and nice hangoverless Sunday :-D

 

[BlueBearBoots]

Cheers Ms Boots, happy birthday to you hun i hope you have a lovely evening and nice hangoverless Sunday :-D

:) I will drink the wine barrel dry :) although I tried a few cocktails today - nasty things lol

 

[TCIB]

I suppose i should just call @Zin 'messiah' Zimmer a complete swine, the fact i laughed at each joke in point is irrelevant.

 

[andyhinch]

Cheers Ms Boots, happy birthday to you hun i hope you have a lovely evening and nice hangoverless Sunday :-D

You should be in bed with at least 3 £1000 a night ladies of the night by now, get a grip man

 

[aguero93:20]

Shit, thought i had got away with it xD

Thanks for the nice birthday wishe...wait i'll stick with the singular as it may be only @bluegirl74 was nice :-D

I would like to say i will celebrate in style instead i will be manually parsing NBC hls stream url's and testing iptv packs, living the dream it could be said xD

Happy birthday you subhuman day walking ****. Here's to a good one and many more.

 

[TCIB]

Happy birthday you subhuman day walking ****. Here's to a good one and many more.

Irish leading the way with the touching comments i see :-D

Cheers mate it is appreciated, have a good evening and Sunday yourself boss :-)

 

[aguero93:20]

:) I will drink the wine barrel dry :) although I tried a few cocktails today - nasty things lol

Where the fuck have you been? Didn't think they caught you over those canal murders!

 

[aguero93:20]

Irish leading the way with the touching comments i see :-D

Cheers mate it is appreciated, have a good evening and Sunday yourself boss :-)

Same to you bud, enjoy the ( I'm sure) birthday barbeque! I'm having a meal out, missus is still pissed off with me for fucking off back to France on my own last week!