Happy Valentine’s Day blues

[dronefromsector7G]

Load of bollocks. Just woke up to read some soppy cunts on Facebook posting how much they love their wives bleugh

 

[Saddleworth2]

One of the ex wives (an early one) sent me a friend request on Facebook this morning - not heard a word from her for 20 plus years! Was hoping she was dead.

On valentines day? Maybe she is trying to tell you something.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

How have I surprised my partner on Valentine’s Day?

‘I went food shopping at Tesco but forgot my cash card, I went back home to pick it up and found my brother Ryan ploughing my Mrs’

Rhodri Giggs

 

[worsleyweb]

On valentines day? Maybe she is trying to tell you something.

another kid!! Ffs surely not.

 

[stonerblue]

Every day is valentines day in our house.

 

[hammocity]

Tried to do a frothy heart on her Latte this morning, unfortunately it looked like a two fingered salute, divine intervention.

 

[Sid C]

6 roses and she’s still moaning like fuck because I didn’t give her the whole tin.

 

[grant1977]

Makes me piss every time

 

[hammocity]

Old one: booked a table for two, unfortunately she hates snooker.

 

[yeseye]

Teenage nonsense !