Hard ons

[manclad]

After the recent thread about male erections,I realised that not one single human being from the entire history of the human race (and non
human ancestors)would have been here if someone had not got a hard on.(Obviously near a female for conception to take place.)
Thats my philosphical thought for a Saturday evening with no City result to contemplate over.

 

[ROBL250]

And the best part of a Chav dribbled down their mothers leg.

 

[BingoBango]

But the real question is, what came first: the hard-on, or the thing that caused the hard-on?

 

[manclad]

But the real question is, what came first: the hard-on, or the thing that caused the hard-on?

Now that is a damn good philosphical question BB,is it the answer to the oldest question of all - What is the meaning of life?

 

[Big G]

If men get a hard on, do women get a wide on?

 

[Big G]

But the real question is, what came first: the hard-on, or the thing that caused the hard-on?

Now that is a damn good philosphical question BB,is it the answer to the oldest question of all - What is the meaning of life?

This thing called life
know what’s the meaning of the line
tell me
well it’s like dreaming of your goals , ambitions feeling free
achieve what
what’s in your minds eye
this is what you should gain
Satisfaction becomes a shinnning example
a test of a sample of a new race
that has ample supply of positivity
you mean flow
well like electricity
so
you see a clear way with no ambiguity
don’t you know
Whats the meaning
whats the meaning of life
whats the meaning
whats the meaning of life
Elevate your mind
free your soul
well come on come on
feel the feeling let your body take control
Well don’t be afraid to experiment you know umm
go ahead you know and implement your ideas
your notions put them in motion
like the words the funki dreds have spoken to you
so listen up loud and clear
this is a word you must be aware of
What ya gonna do put it in your life tool
and thats the meaning of life
Whats the meaning
whats the meaning of life
whats the meaning
whats the meaning of life
whats the meaning
whats the meaning of life
whats the meaning
whats the meaning of life
And it goes on
Elevate your mind
free your soul
well come on come on
feel the feeling let your body take control
So there it is work it out for yourself
yeah , be selective be ojective
be an asset to the collective
as you know you have to get a life
Whats the meaning
whats the meaning of life
whats the meaning
whats the meaning of life
whats the meaning
whats the meaning of life
whats the meaning
whats the meaning of life
elevate your mind
free your soul
well come on come on
feel the feeling let your body take control
ah yeah

 

[Threeinarow]

I have no input to this thread as there is 'ladies' and 'children' and apparently 'men' on this site that get very offended by such appalling topics.










An interesting question though. Which did come first? Do bacteria get a hard on or are they A-sexuals ( i think that's what they are called) where they reproduce themselves? If this is the case, then one day did one grow a nob and one grow a gash and one bacteria think, hmmm, I'm gonna stick this in that other bateria?

 

[Halfpenny]

A philosophical discussion about hard-ons? Only on Bluemoon.

 

[quiet_riot]

But the real question is, what came first: the hard-on, or the thing that caused the hard-on?

*head asplode*

 

[Anonymous]

Now listen ere Manclad me ol' son ...... what's that ya got in them there trousers of yours?

And don't try tellin' me it's a packet of fruit gums!

hehe!