hard to open

[mscenterh750]

What do you find hard to open?. I find the douwe egberts coffee jars an absolute **** to open!, not like the twisty screw caps on normal jars, but a fucking lid that I have to prise open with a spoon!, sort it egberts you cunts.

 

[scotty123]

Everything, I should know I have to open everything as the Mrs has had operations on the nerves in her wrists, even I struggle with some things it's like they are vacuum sealed, God knows how the elderly go on

 

[che_don_john]

- Packets of rice (they are stuffed to bursting point, and are tightly sealed, which means that the force required to open them inevitably sends the rice everywhere)
- Packets of bacon (I pull at the tab in the corner but it just snaps off, so I have to get the scissor out every damn time)

 

[the plasterer]

tubs of pva glue, can i fuck open them, have to tell one of the young lads who work for me to do it,
mrs wilkys legs

 

[manimanc]

oranges.....
tricky little fuckers they are...

 

[Carstairs]

I've lost the key to the padlock on my back gate, so that is proving a little troublesome to get open at the moment.

 

[dronefromsector7g]

My heart.

 

[aguero93:20]

My eyes in the morning.

 

[rushts]

My heart.

Look, we are both married, it will never work.

 

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

What do you find hard to open?. I find the douwe egberts coffee jars an absolute c**t to open!, not like the twisty screw caps on normal jars, but a fucking lid that I have to prise open with a spoon!, sort it egberts you c**ts.

The worst are those jars of Hoi sin sauce from Wing Yips Chinese supermarket on Oldham St. Impossible I tell thee.