Bill Walker
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I dont have a wallet
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Has anyone put their central heating on yet?
- Thread starter Phil Meup
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Barcon
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I dont have a wallet
Do you have a marsupial pouch?
dronefromsector7G
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You wear thongs don't you?I dont have a wallet
taleofbluehalves
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Not the heating but certainly a warmer duvet!
Magicpole
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It's like the old joke
Guy is going out and wife is hoping he takes her. He is walking to the door and turns to her.
Put your coat on.
Are you taking me with you?
No, I'm switching the heating off.
Guy is going out and wife is hoping he takes her. He is walking to the door and turns to her.
Put your coat on.
Are you taking me with you?
No, I'm switching the heating off.
Where's Stony gone ?
He has been sighted, stuck in a bog shitting as per usual.
BimboBob
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Must be the curry.He has been sighted, stuck in a bog shitting as per usual.
Must be the curry.
Well, we know how much he loves curry but I heard it was the egg yolk mixing with bean juice, as it penetrated the great sausage barrier.
BimboBob
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Things touched?Well, we know how much he loves curry but I heard it was the egg yolk mixing with bean juice, as it penetrated the great sausage barrier.
Noooooooooooo...
Things touched?
Noooooooooooo...
Touches cloth frequently I believe.