Has to win de jong song thread - not my song but its awesome

John Terry stayed at Chelsea,
and Kaka went to Spain,
so City bought a Dutchman,
and Nigel was his name!

He's braver than a lion,
He's stronger than a bull,
and if your Gary Neville,
he'll break your fuckin skull!

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Nigel is our Dutchman,
he's tougher than King Kong,
he rules the park for Man City,
and now you've heard his song!

City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap), City (clap, clap, clap)!!![/quote]



One tiny thing

Change Man City simply to City so it flows better..[/quote]

I agree with this! Less of a tongue twister then! Thanks Toddy!

:-)
 
National Anthem tune

Nigel de Jong is ace
He gets right in your face
Nigel de Jong

He is notorious
Makes us victorious
Long to be a part of us
Nigel de Jong
 
Long version is class, Hark now hear... the full version is long, but it gets an outing regularly.

Can't believe people moan about our atmosphere and then moan about chants being too long.

"When you see the scum you stand and fight you're ground".

We sing that practically every game, so everything vonks come up with is more than acceptable.
 
Like the first verse ,'the braver than a lion' is a bit camp though.

What about ...

His head looks like a cue ball,
His neck looks like a bulls
And if you are united
he'll break your fuckin skulls!
 
Matt Diablo said:
obviously as per, it's slightly obsessed with the rags isnt it? And gay bashing really isnt that clever is it?
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And don't forget alcoholic Scotsmen - they have every right to be offended by this blatantly racist song too! In fact, they should probably get extra in their Incapacity Benefit for having had it forced upon them.

And those who've ever broken their skulls (as I have - oh shit, I've offended myself now)!

Not having a go, but you can always choose not to sing it you know Matt! Football chants are often rather offensive, its kinda the nature of the beast! I'm a working class bloke who can kinda see the funny side of things that might be a bit edgy. Its a football chant, not a song that I wrote for a new kids panto this christmas! I believe context is important!

As for it being obsessed with the rags, not really! They're our main rivals & plenty of our songs involve having a dig at them (My father said to me one day...... being a prime example)!

And thanks to G Star too - I do kind of think by taking some of the better verses out that it loses something. Maybe its a song that people could get going in the pub before games rather than actually at the match, like the one mentioned above! That's just as long & people seem able to remember that. I wrote such a long song because I'm bored of all the modern chants being so short & so much the same! I like chants that say "this is Man City's song, & nobody elses"!

If people like it, great, I'll hope to hear it being sung at some point. If not, just don't sing it. Everyone's happy!

Cheers to all those who have said they liked it though; I'm really made up that it seems to have caught so many people's imagination.

City Til I Die!

:-)
 
Great song!

but it will never catch on, maybe in the south stand/ blue alliance/ singing sect areas etc but just imagine being in the colin bell 1st 2nd or 3rd or family stand etc and singing that while no one else around you is!

jsut cant see it happening sorry unless it becomes a regular, more of a song than a chant & when over half the ground dont even join in with chants what chances have you got with a song that oasis would have been proud to have wrote!

maybe shorten it abit?
 
Im sure the following would catch on much easier...just first 2 verses then the corous

John Terry stayed at Chelsea,
and Kaka went to Spain,
so City bought a Dutchman,
and Nigel was his name!

He's braver than a lion,
He's stronger than a bull,
and if your Gary Neville,
he'll break your fuckin skull!

ooooooooooohhhhhhh etc

EDIT - Just seen the above suggestion which is the same, apologies.
 
How about:

to the tune of Abba - ( i dont know the name of the song though )


De jong, De jong

You make our midfield strong.

De jong, De jong

You just cant go wrong

De jong de jong

he's our midfield ge-ne-raaaaaaal

OR

to the tune of carlos tevez hurmen the munster:

we had to make a song for you de jong de jong
we had to make a song for you de jong de jong

Infront of the back four is where he plays
He'l snap you in half any-day

NIGEL DE-JONG - HES A FUCKING CHEIF

NA NA NA NA NA NAAAH NAH ANHANHA NAHANAHANAHANAHANAHNANANA A
 
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