have you ever DATED a RED?

i'll tell you a story that proves love conquors all.

i had been romancing my wife for about 4 months when i first went to her parents house. i knew her father was a big red and was ready for any shennanigans from him.

but, on parking up outside her mums house, i literally was shook to my foundations. her dads drive way was done in red concrete with a 3 foot diameter utd emblem painted onto it.

due to the love i had for the girl i gritted my teeth and accepted it. (didnt stop me parking my car over the top of it hoping for a bit of an oil leak tho!!!

10 years later the wife is still here but the driveway as been tarted up and done tastefully(well red block anyway)
 
MCFCinUSA said:
poyntonblue said:
Keep it quiet but i'm marrying one. Been together nearly 6 years getting wed in september.
Suprisingly she knows more about football than most of blokes I know.
Goes to more matches than most so called yoonited fans too.
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good for you - as I once had something with one; her mum was from Harperhay and although we'd give each other a bit of stick about the football she was a good egg and we're still very tight friends (especially as we went through a little bit together)

so how do you handle Derby days?

(do you both not see each other for 24 hours or have you transcended these earthly animal spirits that can temporarily grip the rest of us?)
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Derby days a funny one, neither of us go oddly enough and go o the pub instead with a load of mates.
Usually starts with me telling her not to speak to me for the rest of the day and loser buys dinner. Usually too pissed for dinner so take away it is!
This year was mad having got it back to 3-3 i was dishing it out loads to her and the other rags only to have it back 10 fold.
Get loads of stick but it's all good fun.
 
Long time ago, over 10 years infact. I was single and pulled this girl in Rosies Bar of all places (York street ...Older City fans will remember Rosies as after the match on a saturday night it became a City pub including a regular "firm" hangout...The Police closed it down eventually). At first I was suspicious as she was a "looker" and "lookers" didnt really go in Rosies and also she had been in the previous match week as well as I had chatted to her but left it there that night. My first thoughts were she was up to something or she was undercover old bill.(Although I had nothing to worry about as not my thing) Anyway those thoughts soon left me when I got her back to my place and errrmm......well you know. (trying not to be graphic as I know we have youngsters on here). Anyway In bed and I turned her over.....only to see a bloody great big Rag tattoo on her shoulder..... well, it put me off my stroke......so I did what any right minded blue would do and withdrew and well......errrmmmm you know, all over the tattoo......could not wait to get her out of my house in the morning (politely of course) and well, there was no chance I was gonna see her again, not with that tattoo on her shoulder.......I have mixed feelings now as I did treat her a bit badly in the brief few hours I knew her ......BUT SHE WAS A RAG.
 
I've written this story on here before, but it's always a good one for retelling!

My first night back of my 2nd year at Uni I got absolutely smashed. It was like 12:30 and I was sitting on a bean bag in the corner of Plug (Sheffield). I told my mates that I had to go home because I was in no state to stay out. I got a taxi back to the flats I was living in and noticed 2 girls got out of a taxi in front. So I laid on the old (but very pissed) liamctid charm and I got invited up to their gaff.

The ugly one fucked off after about 10 minutes because she had a lecture the next day, which left me and this girl in the living room. So I made my move. We ended up in her room and I nailed her. I should mention at this point that the lights were off in her room. Anyway after another round, I looked at my phone and realised I better go home as it was about 5 (can never be dealing with the awkward convo in the morning), so I flicked the lights on to find my clothes to see something foul. This girl had a United duvet set, a United calender and a United shirt on her wall with her name on the back. I said, 'What the fuck?! You're a red?! I thought you were from Derby!' she said, 'Yeah I started supporting them because of David Beckham and its sorta stuck, who's your team?' to which I reply, 'I'm one of the most hate-filled bitter City fans your ever likely to meet!' And I left soon after.

She ignored me for quite awhile, not that I was into her. But I bumped into her near campus and she obviously remembered me (and how fantastic I am) so we ended up casually having sex for about 3 months... She was a nice girl, but I didn't want to be in a relationship (2 years later and I still don't). The last time I saw her before Christmas she gave me a bag with 3 presents in it, one being a HORRIBLE City jumper thing obviously from Ebay as it looked about 25 years old - it was almost a rugby shirt with the old badge on it. And it didn't fit me. She also got me a mug with a cat on it - WTF?! - and finally/shockingly a framed photo of me and her together. When I saw the photo I felt awful as she was something casual for me, but to her I was obviously something serious. So I did the honourable thing and fucked her off! For months after her mates would always shout abuse at me if they saw me... I graduate on Monday and she will be in the same Hall... Can NOT be dealing with sitting near her or her family!
 
liamctid said:
I've written this story on here before, but it's always a good one for retelling!

My first night back of my 2nd year at Uni I got absolutely smashed. It was like 12:30 and I was sitting on a bean bag in the corner of Plug (Sheffield). I told my mates that I had to go home because I was in no state to stay out. I got a taxi back to the flats I was living in and noticed 2 girls got out of a taxi in front. So I laid on the old (but very pissed) liamctid charm and I got invited up to their gaff.

The ugly one fucked off after about 10 minutes because she had a lecture the next day, which left me and this girl in the living room. So I made my move. We ended up in her room and I nailed her. I should mention at this point that the lights were off in her room. Anyway after another round, I looked at my phone and realised I better go home as it was about 5 (can never be dealing with the awkward convo in the morning), so I flicked the lights on to find my clothes to see something foul. This girl had a United duvet set, a United calender and a United shirt on her wall with her name on the back. I said, 'What the fuck?! You're a red?! I thought you were from Derby!' she said, 'Yeah I started supporting them because of David Beckham and its sorta stuck, who's your team?' to which I reply, 'I'm one of the most hate-filled bitter City fans your ever likely to meet!' And I left soon after.

She ignored me for quite awhile, not that I was into her. But I bumped into her near campus and she obviously remembered me (and how fantastic I am) so we ended up casually having sex for about 3 months... She was a nice girl, but I didn't want to be in a relationship (2 years later and I still don't). The last time I saw her before Christmas she gave me a bag with 3 presents in it, one being a HORRIBLE City jumper thing obviously from Ebay as it looked about 25 years old - it was almost a rugby shirt with the old badge on it. And it didn't fit me. She also got me a mug with a cat on it - WTF?! - and finally/shockingly a framed photo of me and her together. When I saw the photo I felt awful as she was something casual for me, but to her I was obviously something serious. So I did the honourable thing and fucked her off! For months after her mates would always shout abuse at me if they saw me... I graduate on Monday and she will be in the same Hall... Can NOT be dealing with sitting near her or her family!
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You sound spineless, manipulative and leaving your mates early on a whitey to then pull is disgusting.

We could get on well!

I've kissed a rag but penetration would be out of the question.
 
TheMightyQuinn said:
liamctid said:
I've written this story on here before, but it's always a good one for retelling!

My first night back of my 2nd year at Uni I got absolutely smashed. It was like 12:30 and I was sitting on a bean bag in the corner of Plug (Sheffield). I told my mates that I had to go home because I was in no state to stay out. I got a taxi back to the flats I was living in and noticed 2 girls got out of a taxi in front. So I laid on the old (but very pissed) liamctid charm and I got invited up to their gaff.

The ugly one fucked off after about 10 minutes because she had a lecture the next day, which left me and this girl in the living room. So I made my move. We ended up in her room and I nailed her. I should mention at this point that the lights were off in her room. Anyway after another round, I looked at my phone and realised I better go home as it was about 5 (can never be dealing with the awkward convo in the morning), so I flicked the lights on to find my clothes to see something foul. This girl had a United duvet set, a United calender and a United shirt on her wall with her name on the back. I said, 'What the fuck?! You're a red?! I thought you were from Derby!' she said, 'Yeah I started supporting them because of David Beckham and its sorta stuck, who's your team?' to which I reply, 'I'm one of the most hate-filled bitter City fans your ever likely to meet!' And I left soon after.

She ignored me for quite awhile, not that I was into her. But I bumped into her near campus and she obviously remembered me (and how fantastic I am) so we ended up casually having sex for about 3 months... She was a nice girl, but I didn't want to be in a relationship (2 years later and I still don't). The last time I saw her before Christmas she gave me a bag with 3 presents in it, one being a HORRIBLE City jumper thing obviously from Ebay as it looked about 25 years old - it was almost a rugby shirt with the old badge on it. And it didn't fit me. She also got me a mug with a cat on it - WTF?! - and finally/shockingly a framed photo of me and her together. When I saw the photo I felt awful as she was something casual for me, but to her I was obviously something serious. So I did the honourable thing and fucked her off! For months after her mates would always shout abuse at me if they saw me... I graduate on Monday and she will be in the same Hall... Can NOT be dealing with sitting near her or her family!
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You sound spineless, manipulative and leaving your mates early on a whitey to then pull is disgusting.

We could get on well!

I've kissed a rag but penetration would be out of the question.
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Well, I am male!
 
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