Have you ever injured your meat and two veg?

[CTID1988]

A mate of mine last night was putting together a bike for his younger brothers birthday today, when he was done he started messing about with and started to ride it across a mini wall in the garden (about 2ft high). He slipped, something has caught his jeans and ripped through them, but also ripped his ballbag clean open and he has lost a bollock!
He has been given the option of a fake ball being put in which he is taking.

This is without doubt the worst inury to a cock and bollocks ive heard. There was a guy at my mates old works who burnt his by covering it in tin foil and shoving it in a plug socket.... a sexual thing appararantly.

 

[Latics Fan SJK]

A mate of mine last night was putting together a bike for his younger brothers birthday today, when he was done he started messing about with and started to ride it across a mini wall in the garden (about 2ft high). He slipped, something has caught his jeans and ripped through them, but also ripped his ballbag clean open and he has lost a bollock!
He has been given the option of a fake ball being put in which he is taking.

This is without doubt the worst inury to a cock and bollocks ive heard. There was a guy at my mates old works who burnt his by covering it in tin foil and shoving it in a plug socket.... a sexual thing appararantly.

Fuck off. Nothing more than a twist of the old "My mate once...." excuse.

I'd be inclined to believe that your (ex) made you do this on the same night she insisted you "experiment" with that butt plug!

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

That story is bollocks.

 

[andy h]

Thats shocking if true..... he must have a really small cock to fit it in a socket!

 

[charliebigspuds]

That story is bollock.

edited for accuracy

 

[CTID1988]

Thats shocking if true..... he must have a really small cock to fit it in a socket!

He put the tin foil around his cock and at the tip made like a couple of little "aerials" to stick in the socket... This same guy got his wife to ram cotton buds really far down his ear during sex. Nutter

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

That story is bollocks.

 

[pominoz]

Not me but,

An Irish plasterer i was working with in Melbourne, was telling us at smoko about the time he jumped off a scaffold and got a cane plant stake through his ballbag.
I asked him if he was treated at the Alfred Hospital, sure enough he was the guy that my first wife (a nurse) had told me about treating. How we laughed :)

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Tried to give myself a trim with the clippers (no guard). Looked like Jack the Ripper had been at my ballbag.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

That story is bollocks.