Have you ever injured your meat and two veg?

[Feed-The-Goat]

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

 

[BoyBlue_1985]

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

 

[samharris]

A mate of mine last night was putting together a bike for his younger brothers birthday today, when he was done he started messing about with and started to ride it across a mini wall in the garden (about 2ft high). He slipped, something has caught his jeans and ripped through them, but also ripped his ballbag clean open and he has lost a bollock!
He has been given the option of a fake ball being put in which he is taking.

This is without doubt the worst inury to a cock and bollocks ive heard. There was a guy at my mates old works who burnt his by covering it in tin foil and shoving it in a plug socket.... a sexual thing appararantly.

His name's not Hitler is it, and has he been near any french town halls lately. ??

 

[Churchill123]

Tried to give myself a trim with the clippers (no guard). Looked like Jack the Ripper had been at my ballbag.

Oooof, you need a mach 3 turbo on your nuts. Its near enough impossible to cut yourself with one of those babys, ive even been on the phone while ive been doing it and not a scratch. I use the clippers everywhere else, never on the scrote sack

My top tip lads is to make sure you manscape your garden regularly as it's easier to keep on top of it, than let it grow wild and then have to hack it back which can lead to a jack the ripper moment!

Churchill's top tips - They just keep coming

 

[Challenger1978]

Tried to give myself a trim with the clippers (no guard). Looked like Jack the Ripper had been at my ballbag.

Oooof, you need a mach 3 turbo on your nuts. Its near enough impossible to cut yourself with one of those babys, ive even been on the phone while ive been doing it and not a scratch. I use the clippers everywhere else, never on the scrote sack

My top tip lads is to make sure you manscape your garden regularly as it's easier to keep on top of it, than let it grow wild and then have to hack it back which can lead to a jack the ripper moment!

Churchill's top tips - They just keep coming

Or just don't shave your knackers you weird fucks.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Many's the time the old foreskin has got caught in a rapidly fastened zip.

The pain is exquisite

 

[Coltrane]

Tried to give myself a trim with the clippers (no guard). Looked like Jack the Ripper had been at my ballbag.

Oooof, you need a mach 3 turbo on your nuts. Its near enough impossible to cut yourself with one of those babys, ive even been on the phone while ive been doing it and not a scratch. I use the clippers everywhere else, never on the scrote sack

this was disturbing yet quite humorous...