Have You Ever Made A **** Of Yourself At A City Match?

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

2 of many that spring to mind.

Stood up too quick ducking under the barriers on the Kippax and knocked myself clean out and sprinting at the non-moving escalator in the train station at Dortmund while being followed by a couple of others acting the goat, only to find that they weren't turned off, just static until triggered at the entrance (bloody German efficiency) and this one went the opposite way I was running ! Needless to say, major pile up and plenty of bruises as we went arse over tit when it kicked into life.

 

[*simmo*]

Maine Road v Huddersfield just after Joe Royle had taken over. Was sat second row from the front in the main stand and we score with seconds left to win 1 nil. No one Was in front of me so I decide to put my foot on the seat back in front of me and jump over to celebrate by the wall. But the seat back broke and I ended up on my back in front of the first row. Also needed stitches in my knee after being stabbed by the broken seat.

 

[Txiki Vimto]

At Ajax away I fell down about 3 rows of seats taking everyone in front of me out like bowling pins. Then again I suppose that's to be expected after a few days in Amsterdam.

 

[liamctid]

Arsenal away in April 2007.

When they scored to make it 3-1 a bloke (in the away end, remember) cheered and I noticed he had a Arsenal pin badge on him.

I called him all names under the sun and made it clear he should leave.

I then noticed that on the other side of him there was a frightened 6 year old holding his hand.

Felt like a right berk.

 

[Anonymous]

So many times; so many, many times.

 

[Pigeonho]

Not myself, (hard to believe I know), but when sat in Wembley waiting for kick off in 99', a guy a few rows in front had obviously had far too much booze on the way down. 15 mins before kick off he vomits and falls asleep instantly, most of the vomit running down his face. Unluckily for him he was on an aisle and his head leaned towards that. For the next 15 mins people knocked that head something rotten both deliberately and accidentally to the point he fell forward, which is where he remained until half time, at which point he was not so politely escorted out by his mates. he made a right **** of himself at that match! (And what a wanky waste of money too)

 

[Jnr Kisby]

Cant remember which it was but remember standing up shouting "your a twat (possibly poll?!)..." at the refeeree, bloke infront turned around and announced it was somebody else reffing... everyone around had a good laugh!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Yep. A good few years ago at Maine Road. Can't remember who we were playing but it was in the days before squad numbers and I'd not seen or heard the team. I was also not in my normal seat in the North Stand but in the Main Stand for some reason.

I naturally assumed the number 2, who was having a bad game, was the normal solid and reliable Ray Ranson. I was screaming stuff lie "Ranson - what the fuck are you doing?", "Ranson - whats the matter with you." Ranson - you daft twat!" At half-time there was a tap on my shoulder so I turned round and Ray Ranson, who was injured, said "The daft twat's sat behind you."

Fortunately I'd worked with his then wife in the recent past and they were having a good laugh about it.

 

[Blue>Red]

HANDBALL!! oh look im the only one shouting at the top of my voice and no one else shouted it. Bollocks.

remember when ronaldo got sent off at our place for a second booking for handball off that corner? I must have been the only person in the East Stand who appealed and realised he was already on a yellow, thought i hadnt seen it properly until webb i think it was blew his whistle

 

[WidnesBlue23]

At the West Brom home game last year (just after Tevez's return)

I sit in 107 so in the second half we had the ball at the other end of the pitch.
Tevez gets the ball, to which I shout "do something you fat ****" followed by a few seconds of silence then the fella next to me points out that it was Aguero with the ball, not Tevez.

That was painful!