Have you got a foreskin?

[Lavinda Past]

My mate's ex-missus used to like putting Cadburys Buttons under his foreskin and once they'd melted under there, she would then set about cleaning it up with the old tongue and lips. She was a lovely girl.

Hmmm... 'my mate's ex-missus' - Are you John Terry?

 

[davymcfc]

Yes.

 

[TCIB]

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

My mate's ex-missus used to like putting Cadburys Buttons under his foreskin and once they'd melted under there, she would then set about cleaning it up with the old tongue and lips. She was a lovely girl.

Hmmm... 'my mate's ex-missus' - Are you John Terry?

Ha ha, no Lavinda the nearest I got to her was flashing a bag of peanut M&M's at her :)

 

[Dj1979]

No. Got it taken off when I was about 25 for medical reasons best thing I ever done. It is alot cleaner but I tell you what it is scary waking up with a bloodied bandage round your dick. Walked like a cowboy for a week and the first piss I did standing up went just about everywhere bar the toilet, imagine if you will a carthryn wheel firework but made from piss

Edit: I was told by my doctor that it was cleaner but maybe that was his opinion and not medically backed up. I always had a tight foreskin which would be painful to pull back even when non erect so doing with an erection wasn't the most pleasurable thing. Got an infection in it which made my foreskin swell and impossible to pull back even to clean without putting little maybe 5mil splits in it but without doing it to clean it the infection would come back after about 6-8 months of this and ending up with about 4 or 5 constant splits I couldn't wait to get it taken off. Worst time of my life that was

 

[LongLang]

I got my circ done when i was about 4/5.
Dont remember much about it, but its fun to tell people i have had a couple of inches sawn off mine, but its still bigger than theirs.
On a serious note though, my mum has worked as a nurse on a eurology ward for a goot 15 years now and she still maintains a circ is more hygeinic, and most of her patients have some serious issues involving poor hygeine and infected foreskin problems.

 

[Cellarite]

I have one, although I did suffer a little Joy Division with it some years ago.

I can't believe that it's been 13 hours since I set up one of my favourite jokes and not one of you miserable bastards have played along by asking what I mean by suffering a little Joy Division with my foreskin. Shitbags.

 

[Swales lives]

I have one, although I did suffer a little Joy Division with it some years ago.

I can't believe that it's been 13 hours since I set up one of my favourite jokes and not one of you miserable bastards have played along by asking what I mean by suffering a little Joy Division with my foreskin. Shitbags.

Go on then Kev... what do you mean, you suffered a little joy division?

 

[Cellarite]

I have one, although I did suffer a little Joy Division with it some years ago.

I can't believe that it's been 13 hours since I set up one of my favourite jokes and not one of you miserable bastards have played along by asking what I mean by suffering a little Joy Division with my foreskin. Shitbags.

Go on then Kev... what do you mean, you suffered a little joy division?

It was love that tore it apart!

Boom Boom!

 

[Fame Monster]

I have one, although I did suffer a little Joy Division with it some years ago.

I can't believe that it's been 13 hours since I set up one of my favourite jokes and not one of you miserable bastards have played along by asking what I mean by suffering a little Joy Division with my foreskin. Shitbags.

Go on then Kev... what do you mean, you suffered a little joy division?

It broke up after a horrific incident?