Hawks and Small Dogs

[Esteban de la Sexface]

get some pots and pans and run around in the back garden making loads of noise. I studied Hawkology in University. You have to run anti-clockwise, otherwise the Hawk will know what you were up to. If it were an owl, then that would be a different story

 

[burning blue soul]

hawks are a protected species, so be careful not to harm it at all. by the look of your dog i would say it is not a protected species and is therefore on the hawks take away menu this evening.

 

[glen quagmire]

hawks are a protected species, so be careful not to harm it at all. by the look of your dog i would say it is not a protected species and is therefore on the hawks take away menu this evening.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

 

[Jackson-ctid]

I've laughed out loud on multiple occasions while reading this thread.

 

[stonerblue]

I think the hawk is simply trying to smash your back doors in.

10 out of 10 mate! Humour-wise, it was top notch!

As was BWTAC's post further up.

 

[nomorethaksintimes]

Something along these lines?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7ITtgpymcY[/youtube]

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

If it's still giving you shit tomorrow pm me and I'll bring my pet eagle down to kick it's hawk ass.

 

[law74]

Why do you keep a wife AND employ a window cleaner?

Nip down to the local footy club and borrow their net, place it over window and one pet hawk.

 

[BELFAST_BLUE_BOY]

get some pots and pans and run around in the back garden making loads of noise. I studied Hawkology in University. You have to run anti-clockwise, otherwise the Hawk will know what you were up to. If it were an owl, then that would be a different story

Listen to Dickie Attenborough there....shall i do that stark naked with a spatula up my arse then - just for added affect?
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Think its gone now....sent the dog into back garden (although my 5 year old cried somewhat at this 'reckless' action!) ... the dog, i can report, is still alive and no sign of mr hawk.<br /><br />-- Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:14 pm --<br /><br />

Why do you keep a wife AND employ a window cleaner?

Nip down to the local footy club and borrow their net, place it over window and one pet hawk.

That is the most sensible advice yet....food for thought.

 

[masterwig]

Need one of these signs:

 

[law74]

Just seen the name of the OP, it wasnt the dog it was after, the Hawk wanted a bit of roast duck for tea.