Hayley from Corrie

[Stoned Rose]

Don't be shy.... who would?

Yes she's not too bad in real life.

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

she was at my house last night,but dont tell anyone.she's got a bristley ginnell.

 

[LongsightM13]

Well, now and again you just need an oil change. It doesn't matter what the bucket you collect the waste fluid in looks like.
She's actually a really sound woman in real life. She shared my table at Starbucks in Piccadilly once and was very friendly and chatty. Maybe I reminded her of Roy.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Only if she pegs me deep with a glow in the dark strap-on.

 

[Halfpenny]

Oh you bastards. She's my next door neighbour. No really.

 

[LongsightM13]

Oh you bastards. She's my next door neighbour. No really.

Hello Ken Barlow

 

[johnny on the spot]

Oh you bastards. She's my next door neighbour. No really.

The ladyboy next door, eh? Tell her if the acting job dries up, my starfish won't.

 

[tidyman]

I admire any woman who auditions for a job where the advert says...Actress needed, must be that pig ugly that viewers will believe you used to be a geezer.

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

Roy

 

[TCIB]

You get the gist.