He is Risen...

[DelToro]

I have watched a lot of sport for a long time and I have seen many players faking injuries but to pretend you are dead and then buger off after 3 days takes the biscuit.

Apparently his recovery coincided with the Romans introducing tougher welfare regualtions.

 

[hilts]

Yep. Today is the day fellow zealots, and Christian fundamentalists. The man has upped from his tomb and done one! Less than 3 days after being nailed to a tree - nice one JC.
Happy Xmas fellow believers - I hope the rest of you are ready for your forthcoming journey to hell in a handcart.

Ah the annual lets belittle the people who believe in a god thread, you must feel a little bit taller today well done

 

[Bluebee2]

Yep. Today is the day fellow zealots, and Christian fundamentalists. The man has upped from his tomb and done one! Less than 3 days after being nailed to a tree - nice one JC.
Happy Xmas fellow believers - I hope the rest of you are ready for your forthcoming journey to hell in a handcart.

Ah the annual lets belittle the people who believe in a god thread, you must feel a little bit taller today well done

Well he couldn't be any taller than me today as I walked from Church after celebrating the rising of Jesus.

 

[mackenzie]

Happy Easter to all x

 

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

Happy Easter to all x

This and only this!!

 

[Helmet Cole]

Yep. Today is the day fellow zealots, and Christian fundamentalists. The man has upped from his tomb and done one! Less than 3 days after being nailed to a tree - nice one JC.
Happy Xmas fellow believers - I hope the rest of you are ready for your forthcoming journey to hell in a handcart.

Ah the annual lets belittle the people who believe in a god thread, you must feel a little bit taller today well done

Well he couldn't be any taller than me today as I walked from Church after celebrating the rising of Jesus.

Churched up to the max this morning, nice roast, and half the kids eggs. Fucking mint - cheers JC, looking forward to xmas already.

 

[chris_m]

I now hate almost every Christian holiday, due to the sheer amount of bellends it brings to the pub I work in.

 

[Plaything of the gods]

What a load of fuss about some bod dodging the deadroom tax - AND running off with a bunny and all the chocolate eggs.

 

[bgblue]

Happy Easter :)

 

[brass neck]

Is "Happy Easter" really something that is said? I dont ever remember saying Happy Easter as a brainwashed school kid. "Happy Christmas" "Happy Birthday" yes, but "Happy Easter!!!!!" its like saying "Happy Funeral" yes I know the religious types can bend things to make negatives into possitives "he's died to save us" etc but "Happy Easter" Mind you, it is a pagan festival originally so maybe it should be "Happy Easter" I love it when I ask religious types at work (pretending to be ignorant on the matter) why easter is at a different time every year, the answers I get back are so funny and of THE most "religious" people as well....