He is Risen

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Now that made me laugh.

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

there ya go twice


[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAfLCV9ZeZY[/video]

Thanks very much .have never been able to find it

 

[BlueBearBoots]

what was the actual date he risen? as its always Friday and Sunday, but the date changes every year??...

The Beano makes more sense.

That's because they "choose" the date for Easter according to the waxing and waining of the moon. Seems strange for a Christian festival?

That's because it originally was pagan like most Christian festivals. Hence the gifts, chicks, eggs, bunnys, feasting, bonnets and Lambs.

The Christians (much like the Borg on star Trek) simply assimilated old festivals to make their new shit more palatable to the heathens!

I always thought it was a celebration of the first full moon after the winter Solstice but was corrected as it is the first full moon of the spring season known as the Paschal Full Moon and the following sunday is Easter Sunday

there fore it has nothing to with any mythical resurrection

I vaguely remember it being something to do with the goddess eostre, the goddes of new life rebirth etc hence its on spring and celebrate it with eggs. When the Christians tried to stamp out all the pagan festivals with their own they chose the most important dates in the pagan calendar and hijacked them

So happy eostre day :)

 

[jimharri]

wish the crusades were still about.

Of course they're till around. They play in the Northern Ireland league.

Don't egg him on mate.

That's a cracking pun, and eggs-actly what was required for the situation.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Well the yoke is on him .

 

[stonerblue]

there ya go twice


[video]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAfLCV9ZeZY[/video]

Thanks very much .have never been able to find it

the miracle that is youtube.

 

[Wio Gumflapdinand]

Everyone's favourite zombie is here and he's brought the weather with him. Top man, Jesus x

Seemed a nicer bloke than that Mohammed fella who liked to marry children and lob off heads. Rather have my kids going on a egg hunt rather than a head hunt

 

[DelToro]

Everyone's favourite zombie is here and he's brought the weather with him. Top man, Jesus x

Seemed a nicer bloke than that Mohammed fella who liked to marry children and lob off heads. Rather have my kids going on a egg hunt rather than a head hunt

Needless Post of the Day Award.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Everyone's favourite zombie is here and he's brought the weather with him. Top man, Jesus x

Seemed a nicer bloke than that Mohammed fella who liked to marry children and lob off heads. Rather have my kids going on a egg hunt rather than a head hunt

Hahaha Brilliant.

 

[Damocles]

Easter is about a man being mercilessly tortured by being nailed to a piece of wood and stabbed in the gut several times, bleeding to death over the period of several days. His religion believes that he did this so that you don't have to and those rose from the dead as a sign of his divinity.

This thread as a whole shows a disgusting lack of respect. You have about 360 a days a year give or take to get your digs into religion, you bunch of dickheads can't even give the faithful a single day without feeling the need to voice your useless views. Not even one day.