He who sleeps on the floor will not fall out of bed

[splinter]

Cmon blues..more words of wisdom

 

[aguero93:20]

Man who goes to bed with itchy arse wake up in morning with smelly finger

 

[slick]

Where giant Toadstools grow, there no Mushroom.

(Sounds better in a Chinese accent.)

 

[aguero93:20]

Where giant Toadstools grow, there no Mushroom.

(Sounds better in a Chinese accent.)

When you've mice you've no rats.

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

You can not polish a turd .

 

[Xhavenjoe]

A one legged duck swims around in circles

 

[Nellies left peg]

You can not polish a turd .

The last 5 rag managers agree

 

[better dead than red]

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Rags are all cunts

 

[urban genie]

好事不出门，恶事传千里