He who sleeps on the floor will not fall out of bed

[Kompany Car]

Eagles may soar high but weasels seldom get sucked into jet engines.

 

[splinter]

You and everyone you see shall soon be dead

 

[Blue and true]

Real eyes realise real lies

 

[Blue and true]

Eagles may soar high but weasels seldom get sucked into jet engines.

I don't know why but this made me laugh out loud.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Wise man uses peanut butter, kills two mice.

Ah ha... it's not about actually killing the mice though.

 

[metalblue]

Go ugly early, beat the rush

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Eagles may soar high but weasels seldom get sucked into jet engines.

That's made for the workplace

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas.

 

[Octavian]

Stay out of the match day thread if you wish to keep your sanity

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Bullshit baffles brains.
Klopps record against Pep seems to back this one up