Heat wave next week

Going to get the settee out of the front room and put it on the path to watch the world go by
 
I hope everyone is poised to be furiously offended at the first sign of an official weather warning.

Please prepare those stories of heroically surviving hot summers from your childhood without so much as a splash of sun cream or a floppy hat.
 
I hope everyone is poised to be furiously offended at the first sign of an official weather warning.

Please prepare those stories of heroically surviving hot summers from your childhood without so much as a splash of sun cream or a floppy hat.
Hopefully it’ll get a name like Heatwave Hades for maximum offence.
 
I am exempt from hosepipe bans due to ill health. If there is one, I shall go to the front garden, turn the tap on and laugh heartily at passing strangers.
 

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