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BringBackSwales

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Who would you rate as your most hated commentator, co commentator and pundit?

I’d go Ian Darke, forever going on about the cost of our bench

Lee Dickson - talks absolute fucking shite in that droning voice, and if he’s ever been a City fan, well he just hasnt

Gary Neville - just a horrible ****
 
Peter Drury on the main comms with his overelaborate language and descriptions of shots or skill like he’s describing the taste of food… ‘Foden with a deliciously scrumptious cross after ballet dancing through the oncoming traffic like Mikhail Baryshnikov on stage in the Boilshoi Theatre’.

Lee Dickhead on co-comms with his boring as fuck anecdotes… ‘yeah good that, but did I tell you that the eggs in the hotel earlier were undercooked, hopefully they’ll be better tomorrow morning’.

In the studio it would be Alex Scott as the presenter and her ‘ffick as fack’ Cockney accent, Carragher dolphin clicking and spitting at children, while Micah Richards laughs at things that aren’t funny.
 
BringBackSwales said:
Who would you rate as your most hated commentator, co commentator and pundit?

I’d go Ian Darke, forever going on about the cost of our bench

Lee Dickson - talks absolute fucking shite in that droning voice, and if he’s ever been a City fan, well he just hasnt

Gary Neville - just a horrible ****
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100% Ian Darke.
 
BringBackSwales said:
Who would you rate as your most hated commentator, co commentator and pundit?

I’d go Ian Darke, forever going on about the cost of our bench

Lee Dickson - talks absolute fucking shite in that droning voice, and if he’s ever been a City fan, well he just hasnt

Gary Neville - just a horrible ****
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Lee Dickson....why ITV keep on employing this awful Mark Lawrenson mk2 is a mystery to me! Depressing!
 
.db. said:
Peter Drury on the main comms with his overelaborate language and descriptions of shots or skill like he’s describing the taste of food… ‘Foden with a deliciously scrumptious cross after ballet dancing through the oncoming traffic like Mikhail Baryshnikov on stage in the Boilshoi Theatre’.

Lee Dickhead on co-comms with his boring as fuck anecdotes… ‘yeah good that, but did I tell you that the eggs in the hotel earlier were undercooked, hopefully they’ll be better tomorrow morning’.

In the studio it would be Alex Scott as the presenter and her ‘ffick as fack’ Cockney accent, Carragher dolphin clicking and spitting at children, while Micah Richards laughs at things that aren’t funny.
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Post of the year for me.
 
city5189 said:
Hinchcliffe and Alan smith, both are a pair of negative fuckers who find fault in anything.
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I don’t mind Smith. Maybe it’s a small doses thing and that he seems genuine. Whereas Hinchcliffe always seems overly and unnecessarily negative towards City - I know all fan bases think commentators are against them but with Hinchliffe, there does seem to be something in it
 
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