Hell’s commentary team

Thank fuck Alan Green is no more: pompous and patronising prick. Stay away and never darken my airwaves again, you soul-less ****.

Oh, and of course spitty and ratboy, and a special mention goes to the over-excited Jonathan "Oh my God! Someone's taken a throw-in...I've never in my entire life seen a throw-in at a football match before" Pearce.
 
Can’t stand Mccoisht.. Completely useless, stealing a living as a pundit and as a human being .. He played in a pub team his whole career so he can fuck right off with his opinion as far as I’m concerned..
Never forget he was Haalands first detractor, claiming he was never going to make it in the PL
 
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All of those, who insist on pronouncing our #27's surname as Noonyez.

It’s Nunez, you morons; he’s Portuguese, not Spanish!
That does annoy me n’all. For it to be noo-nyez in Portuguese it would have to be spelt ‘Nunhez’.

It’s pronounced how it’s spelt. Just Nunes… Noo-ness.

Although, we do say Dias incorrectly. An ‘i’ after a ‘d’ makes the ‘d’ a ‘dj’, like we pronounce the ‘Dž’ in Džeko. So, it’s Ruben ‘Djias’.
 
That does annoy me n’all. For it to be noo-nyez in Portuguese it would have to be spelt ‘Nunhez’.

It’s pronounced how it’s spelt. Just Nunes… Noo-ness.

Although, we do say Dias incorrectly. An ‘i’ after a ‘d’ makes the ‘d’ a ‘dj’, like we pronounce the ‘Dž’ in Džeko. So, it’s Ruben ‘Djias’.
I didn’t know that about Dias, but then, my Portuguese isn’t what it could be.
 

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