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Jesus2634 said:
Ha. I just think about eating peanuts and they pop into my mouth. Haha, silly mortals.
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I bet you have to be careful when you're having a piss!
 
If you'r going to f..k with the water make sure its a crisp white not a rag red.

Welcome.

Ps sandels get your feet wet in manchester.
 
Knight1979 said:
And also get used thread titles with periods to emphasize suspense and encourage views such as:

"My mate just told me that......."
"SSN just said that........"
"Heard from a rag that......."

so on and so forth
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as a bloke i don't have periods. oh you mean full stops.
 
stony said:
Jesus2634 said:
Ha. I just think about eating peanuts and they pop into my mouth. Haha, silly mortals.
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I bet you have to be careful when you're having a piss!
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Helllllooooo! I am dead I dont need to piss. What the fuck do you think I was doing up there.
 
Jesus2634 said:
stony said:
Jesus2634 said:
Ha. I just think about eating peanuts and they pop into my mouth. Haha, silly mortals.
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I bet you have to be careful when you're having a piss!
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Helllllooooo! I am dead I dont need to piss. What the fuck do you think I was doing up there.
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yeh yeh, heard it all before, you walk round sucking dicks all day pretending you're dead.
 
stony said:
Jesus2634 said:
stony said:
I bet you have to be careful when you're having a piss!
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Helllllooooo! I am dead I dont need to piss. What the fuck do you think I was doing up there.
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yeh yeh, heard it all before, you walk round sucking dicks all day pretending you're dead.
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I am Jesus. I am 100% against homosexuality.

Except with Wentworth Miller. Hes dreamy.
 
Matty said:
That's a coincidence, that's your circumference isn't it? (Cue really poor 'knob girth comment')!!
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Shit you've burst my bubble.

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Did you think just for one split second...?
 
Banned Tosspot said:
Isted>Candy man>Pokomoke>Jesus

Woop!
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How the fuck is the candy man better than me.

I dish out eternal forgivness and a free place in heaven if you bribe me.

The candy man will just give you toasted tea cakes. Or, as I like to call them, toasted devil cakes. Nothing but a place in hell for the fuckers that eat them.

Bollocks.
 
Banned Tosspot said:
Matty said:
That's a coincidence, that's your circumference isn't it? (Cue really poor 'knob girth comment')!!
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Shit you've burst my bubble.

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Did you think just for one split second...?
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WTF
 
Joycee Banercheck it is indeed me.

I fucked that power boat right out the fucking water. The guy in the orange one didnt liek me afterwards becuase I killed his baot with my miricle crash.
 
Jesus2634 said:
Joycee Banercheck it is indeed me.

I fucked that power boat right out the fucking water. The guy in the orange one didnt liek me afterwards becuase I killed his baot with my miricle crash.
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Looks like he made off with your Holy dictionary, though. Have you been turning that water in to wine again, you cheeky little son of God you?
 
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