Help need with my 4 year olds homework

[mcfcfaz]

My daughter has to make a hat for the diamond jubilee celebrations at her school,i need something that is different and needs reference to the queen,the more bizarre the better,also needs to be idiot proof for a 38 year old .thanks

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Tell her she's a republican. She can then go in a flat cap.

 

[Bibinho]

Send her in with a infaltable premier league trophy and tell her to tell her teacher the queen can go swivel and that city means more to her tha royalty does

 

[Swales lives]

Howzabout a traffic cone with "R.I.P. Diana" on it?

 

[LeeOnePen]

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[scall11]

A hat made of Orchids, which is the unofficial flower of Kenya, where Princess Elizabeth found out her father had died and she was now Queen.

That's all I got. Either that or a giant novelty Fosters hat, symbolising the Commonwealth.

Or a giant barmcake on her head, just because.

 

[mcfcfaz]

Tell her she's a republican. She can then go in a flat cap.

Howzabout a traffic cone with "R.I.P. Diana" on it?

Send her in with a infaltable premier league trophy and tell her to tell her teacher the queen can go swivel and that city means more to her tha royalty does

They are all great ideas but i dont think she would win with those .

 

[rickmcfc]

A hat with a lizard in it. Lizzy the lizard??? Shit is that the time, off to bed.

 

[ultimateharold]

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[scall11]

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Don't see what Janet Street Porter's got to do with it?

;o)