Help with Best Man Speech

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

There is a gag around uniforms in there somewhere...

 

[mccity]

It's a starting point

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Plenty of rag jokes as you can guarantee over half the audience will be one

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Don't talk politics

 

[newfaceinhell]

Take all the advice listed here, just don't get bladdered before hand and don't insult anyone.

 

[BlumerMooner]

Chaps

Thanks for all the advise and comments so far, it's defo gonna help.

The porn hub clip will take some beating - very well put together!

Still bricking it though!

 

[crazyg]

A former work colleague's Best Man came out with the line "and here is a picture of **** and *** when they first slept together".

After a shocked hush, he produced a picture of them both fast asleep on a park bench!

 

[Stuuuuuu]

(To the mother and father of the bride) "All those years ago, you were putting (bride's name) to bed with a dummy, and tonight will be no different."

 

[abu13]

Can yu play the guitar?

 

[BlumerMooner]

Can yu play the guitar?

Can't play the guitar, but even if I could, there is no beating that! So talented.
Might try it as a poem...hmm, then again.