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[roaminblue]

Two girls back at your place and you're on BM??????

Haha, no, I share the place with a few other guys. Just on bm on my phone now, all the women are in the kitchen. I'm guaranteed a shag but I'm not confident of my drunk penis

I'm sure the deed is now done, or else you've curled into a ball from shame.

For the future, my advice would be to try it anyway, and if nothing happens blame her for killing the mood.

Seriously though, that's happened to me a few times in my younger and less monogamous days. I went back to a woman's house in Bradford having consumed altogether too much alcohol and an expensive cigar. Wine always gives me a headache, as does excessive nicotine, and I knew I was basically on a one-way path to "cuddling". So I gave myself a get out by using first-mover advantage and basically told her that often when I'm drunk my body doesn't do what my brain asks; and this proved to be the case. We laughed and ordered a pizza and she showed me her collection of favourite ghost stories.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

For future reference you could have thumbed it in slack then waited a minute.Works for me.

 

[daveduke67]

Hope you didn't do what my mate said he did.

He was doing it doggy style and soon realised that he wasn't pissed enough not to get it up, but was pissed enough to have been unable to supply the money shot.

Being a thoughtful sort of guy he opted to carry on for the benefit of his lady friend. To pass away the time he decided to pretend to be a cowboy - holding his imaginary hat on and waving his hand around rodeo style, shooting at passing indians after taking careful aim with his two fingered gun.

He felt a change in his ladies position and looked down to see her staring to her side - straight at the wardrobe mirror where his western style antics had been being observed for some time. Needless to say she wasn't impressed.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Just explain to her that you're a bit pissed so if it doesn't work straight away, don't take it personally. Get in to a 69 and keep at it. Even if it still doesn't work, at least you've given her a treat.

Shakes is right on the cash. You've got to show professionalism. Eat her like a fine sorbet and wank about it later.

 

[billfromthehill]

You no what you need don't you fella































Mr cunny lol