HE's ON HIS WAY.........

[jimharri]

Tell them Santa isn't real and they're getting fuck all this year, should calm them down

Not quite; tell them he's dead. Take the kids down to the local cemetery and show him his grave. Simple!

Bah, humbug!

 

[mcfc1988]

father christmas is on his way

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.noradsanta.org/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.noradsanta.org/</a>

on his way out out china now!

 

[bluemike]

Re: father christmas is on his way

He's in Russia now,
fat fooker better bring me the six points on my wish list!

 

[Newlunar]

Re: father christmas is on his way

Why's he doing all the fookin commie country's first?

They don't even believe in him!

I suppose tractor parts and turnips weigh the sleigh down.

 

[Richard]

Re: father christmas is on his way

Currently in Kazakhstan,