History has been rewritten (let's have a laugh)

Is that for real? Even the most deluded rag will be cringing reading that. Just more proof of their demise and our rise above them.
 
If it was meant to be funny it failed miserably.

I also can't decide if it's having a pop at us or united, what a strange piece.
 
Giggs convinces the Frenchman that he will always play second fiddle to Ronaldo at Real, whereas at Old Trafford he can become part of what Fergie and Giggs have privately termed "The Holy Trinity": Wayne Rooney, Benzema and Carlos Tevez. Benzema is won over, Tevez puts any thoughts of leaving the club behind him and United publish a 'Once a Red, always a Red' poster on Deansgate bearing the image of the grinning Argentinian.

So with nothing positive to write about the rags, they simply sit in an office (or in bed) and play fantasy football and just go where their mind takes them..... and get paid for it? Where do I apply?

Coming up next - Sheikh Mansour buys Everton / Newcastle / Villa (take your pick, or maybe do one team a day for a whole week.....)
 
Thought it was a advert for far eastern fans and their 'fantasy football' league.....;-)
 
The timing of this is suspicious. FIFA16 has recently been released and Aguero has scored 5 in a match. The fucker is getting paid to write about his fantasies.

In other news - did I ever mention that time when I delivered a package to Leigh Darby's house and arrived only to see Carmella Bing had popped round for a brew?
 
Christ almighty. Now someone can't take the piss out of United without upsetting this board. I think it's hilarious.
 
Bwahahaha it's probably finally sunk in to the Rag press, they are sat daydreaming about alternate realities... "Maybe we will all just wake up and this has all just been a bad dream"... meanwhile at the Etihad. *City fans chanting blue moon, dancing and smiling*(tried to find a vid of that after the derby but couldn't see it)

 
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