Holidays in Britain?

On holiday camps there's always the small corner shop selling stuff at ridiculous prices and the camp entertainment venue shagging all its punters by overpricing the drinks.

Pontins in Blackpool was my last English holiday and it was dire....cheap granted but it was dire.
 
anymore than 2sheiks said:
LittleStan said:
The Pink Panther said:
We were out with some friends last night and they said how much they'd like to visit Cornwall for a holiday. They've seen these fishing programmes on telly and the Doc Martin series and think it's all like that, picture postcard villages where the sun's always shining.
I told them not to bother as it's shit
You get to a village like the Doc Martin one. First thing is it's residents only parking, so you have to park what seems like miles away and you get charged a tenner for the privilege. This is of course if it's not raining when you're stuck in the caravan that's cost a small fortune for the week

and then the fact that its full of Cornish people.
Wearing rag tops.


and sleeping with their sisters.
 
anymore than 2sheiks said:
These celebrities encouraging us to have our holidays here make me laugh. I've booked a holiday for a family of 4 to Ibiza, all inclusive for less than a grand. Before that, I'd checked how much it would be for a week in butlins, bognor regis, full board for the 4 of us. £1850!!!!
And it would probably piss down all week.
That's cheap - when are you going?
 
mr t said:
anymore than 2sheiks said:
These celebrities encouraging us to have our holidays here make me laugh. I've booked a holiday for a family of 4 to Ibiza, all inclusive for less than a grand. Before that, I'd checked how much it would be for a week in butlins, bognor regis, full board for the 4 of us. £1850!!!!
And it would probably piss down all week.
That's cheap - when are you going?
Next month. As long as you don't mind printing off your own tickets rather than getting it in the post, then bargainholidays.com will beat anybody else's price. I know these places give you drinks in little plastic cups but I'll just give the shorts a leathering.
 

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